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 蠢哭了的行为,用笔记本烧菜!
发表者 tete   类型 美文欣赏 浏览次数: 886次 发布日期 2015-11-27

    蠢哭了的行为,我如何搞坏电脑

  

We recently asked people to tell us the stupidest ways they have broken their computers. Here are their stories.

  最近我们请人们讲了讲自己那些弄坏电脑的最蠢行为。下面就是他们讲述的故事。

  1 Try not to cook your laptop

  别用你的笔记本烧菜

  I used my computer as a plate in the microwave when I was drunk.

  有一次我喝醉了,把笔记本当成了微波炉用的餐盘。

  2 Don‘t whip your hair too enthusiastically

  甩头发的时候不要太热情洋溢

  My sophomore year of college, my roommate and I were making fun of Willow Smith‘s song “Whip My Hair”. I whipped a little too hard, and my laptop flew off my lap and crashed onto the floor. Not my proudest moment.

  我大二的时候,有一次我和室友一起听维罗·史密斯的歌《头发甩甩》。我甩头发用力过猛,以致我的笔记本从腿上飞了出去,砸到地上了。

  3 Keep in mind that sometimes, even ants can‘t save you.

  记住,有时候就算蚂蚁也救不了你

  I dropped a hot bowl of mashed potatoes on my laptop keyboard。 The keys all press themselves now. I put the laptop outside to try to save it by letting the ants eat the mashed potatoes, but the damage had already been done. The ants did a good job cleaning it out, though.

  我不小心把一大碗热乎乎的土豆泥倒在键盘上了。键盘上的按键都开始自行其是了。我把笔记本放在室外,希望蚂蚁来吃掉土豆泥,我的笔记本就得救了,然而这也无济于事。不过蚂蚁还是帮我把键盘清理的蛮干净的。

  4 Never trust a cleanly infant.

  绝不要信任有洁癖的宝宝

  I was babysitting my cousin‘s son who was 3 or 4 at the time and had an obsession with cleaning EVERYTHING. Laptop was on the coffee table, glass of water on the end table. I left the room for no more than 3 minutes to use the bathroom。 When I re-entered the room, it was already too late; he had dumped the whole glass of water on the laptop. I yelled, “Seth, NO!” and the poor kid burst into tears and said, “I just wanted it clean it for you!”

  那时我在看护我的侄儿子,他3、4岁的样子,特别喜欢把每件东西都弄得干干净净。我的笔记本放在咖啡桌上,桌角有一杯水。我离开房间去卫生间,用了不到三分钟的时间。当我再回到房间里的时候,我发现一切都太迟了:他已经把一整杯水都倒在了我的笔记本上。我尖叫道:“赛斯,住手!”,而那个可怜的孩子则崩出泪水,说道“我只是想为你把它弄干净!”

  5 Don‘t be too whimsy.

  别太神经质

  I broke my laptop dancing in the rain. I was waiting for a ride home from class at my university and it was raining and so I jumped in the puddles like the toddler I am and when I got home I realized my backpack was soaked through and my laptop was dead.

  我在雨中漫舞的时候弄坏了我的笔记本。那时我上完课准备搭车回家,天上下着雨,我像小孩子一样踩着水洼玩。到家时我才意识到我的背包湿透了,我的笔记本也完蛋了。

  6 And don‘t forget that your laptop isn’t a cutting board。

  别忘了你的笔记本不是裁纸板!

  My desk was overflowing and I was going to cut some cardboard with a hobby knife. I decided to use my computer as my cutting board. Needless to say, I pushed that knife a bit too deep into the cardboard.

  我的书桌上堆满了东西,我想用裁纸刀裁几张纸板。所以我决定用我的笔记本充当裁纸板。不用说你也猜得到,我下刀力道大了些在裁纸板上刺得深了一点。

  7 Be aware of the dangers of Britney Spears.

  当心小甜甜布兰妮

  I was watching Crossroads, with Britney Spears, and I put my glass of wine down on it to dance to “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll” and got a little too into it. The wine spilled all over the keyboard and that was the end of that.

  我在看小甜甜的电影处女作《布兰妮要怎样》,我把一杯红酒放在笔记本上,跟着《我爱摇滚》(I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll)的乐曲跳起舞来,结果我有点太投入了。酒洒在键盘上,就是这样了!

  8 Try not to cash in all your bad karma at once.

  试着阻止那些厄运突然全部应验

  Leaving school, I put my laptop on the top of my car while loading my backpack into the back seat. While I was driving, I noticed something fly off of my car, and I realized that it was my laptop.

  我正准备离开学校,我把笔记本放在车顶上,然后把背包放进后备箱。当我把车开起来之后,我发现有什么东西从我的车上飞了出去,然后意识到那是我的笔记本!

  9 And try not to be too sad.

  试着别让自己太伤心

  Not me, but a friend got really homesick her first month of college and cried so much on her MacBook track pad that she gave it water damage.

  我的一个朋友刚进大学一个月那会儿特别想家,她对着自己的苹果笔记本触摸板不停的哭,结果她的笔记本就受潮了。

 


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